May 2012
13 posts
When I'm at a staff meeting and my boss says our...
And she hasn’t spent a day on our floor in at least two years, I’m just like
May 7th
7 notes
When someone asks me if I'm working tomorrow
And I know the answers yes, I’m just like
May 6th
8 notes
Have a good weekend bitchesss
Wooo the weekend, I’m just like Expect some more nursing fun around Sunday night.  If you’re working over the weekend, pass this blog along to your coworkers and enjoy a few laughs to help you get through your shifts! 
May 4th
When my patient is mad because I kicked out her...
I’m just like
May 4th
3 notes
When its my weekend off
I’m just like And later I’m like And in the morning I’m like
May 4th
5 notes
When I was successful at my first IV placement
I was just like
May 3rd
12 notes
When I see a doctor I just got in an argument with...
I’m like
May 3rd
2 notes
When I walk in and a patient is spread eagle on...
I’m just like
May 3rd
4 notes
My patient when I make them drink Lactulose
They’re just like
May 2nd
When the oncoming nurse is giving me a hard time...
And I haven’t sat down all night, I’m just like
May 2nd
11 notes
How I feel when a patient is sharing explicit...
May 2nd
2 notes
When my phone keeps going off with annoying calls...
I’m just like
May 1st
8 notes
When I walk into work and I have a patient that I...
It’s just like
May 1st
9 notes
April 2012
29 posts
When my tech sits on his ass while I flip and...
I’m like
Apr 30th
2 notes
When I'm cleaning a patient and she poops all over...
I’m just like
Apr 30th
3 notes
When I work four shifts in a row and I finally...
I’m just like
Apr 30th
2 notes
When my 55 year old patient has a temper tantrum
She’s like I’m just like
Apr 26th
9 notes
When pharmacy gives me sass over the phone
Apr 26th
4 notes
When I get out of report early
I’m just like
Apr 26th
4 notes
When a new grad tries to make up their own...
I’m like
Apr 25th
1 note
When the prior nurse hands me off an enema
I’m just like
Apr 25th
3 notes
When my roommate is loud during the day and I'm...
Apr 25th
6 notes
When the Charge Nurse asks who wants the new...
I’m just like
Apr 24th
4 notes
What I look like trying to roll and clean a 500lb...
Apr 24th
10 notes
When I walk into work and the previous shift says...
Apr 24th
6 notes
After I walk out of a room and the patient smells...
I take the lysol and I’m like
Apr 24th
3 notes
When the call bells are going steady through 4am
I’m just like
Apr 23rd
6 notes
When I get called off from work
I’m just like
Apr 22nd
When I walk into work and we're down a nurse
and the charge nurse says we’ll just have to make do
Apr 22nd
4 notes
When the doctor orders an enema on my patient at...
and my patient said he had bowel movement yesterday..
Apr 22nd
After a night shift..
I’m running to my bed like
Apr 22nd
11 notes
When a patient says they're allergic to everything...
I’m just like
Apr 22nd
5 notes
When my manager tells me we're going to improve...
I’m like
Apr 22nd
3 notes
When a patient threatens to leave AMA
I’m just like
Apr 22nd
12 notes
When the ER nurse says the patient is alert,...
And the patient shows up agitated, confused and screaming… I’m just like
Apr 22nd
7 notes
When I drink after a 12 hour shift..
I’m just like
Apr 22nd
1 note
When I'm the Charge Nurse and I'm working with all...
Apr 22nd
1 note
When its been a bad day but remember its pay...
Apr 21st
6 notes
When a med student interupts my conversation to...
I’m just like and then I’m like
Apr 21st
10 notes
When a patient's IV pump keeps beeping because...
And I’ve told them a million times not to bend their elbow, I’m just like
Apr 21st
12 notes
When I see my schedule for the first time and I'm...
Apr 21st
2 notes
When a patient is excited to show me a weird...
I’m just like
Apr 21st
2 notes